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TAKING LIBERTIES! Anti-Masker Asserts Safety is a Personal Duty while Pedestrian He Struck Bounces Over His Car — Now With REAL News
Aggressive anti-mask vigilante James Maltby drove through a red light, striking a pedestrian crossing the street. The human being crumpling against his bumper surprised but didn’t faze him.
In fact, Maltby began a lecture, launching into his philosophy on personal responsibility.
“See that?” he said, pounding the steering wheel with both palms. “See what you did?” he yelled as the body rolled up his car’s hood.
“This is exactly the problem with our society,” he explained. “People like you! Sure, you waited for the ‘Ok to walk’ symbol before you entered the intersection. And yes, I know I blasted right through that red light at top speed. But the fact remains, your safety is your responsibility, not mine.”
The pedestrian had no response, as she was concussed.
“See?” Maltby said confidently. “You have no counter-argument.”
The struck victim’s skull sustained further damage as it bounced off the windshield. A spider-web fracture appeared in the glass at the point of impact.
Maltby continued.