SUCKER-PALOOZA! Scam Artists Eagerly Prepare to Fleece the Ever-Gullible January 6 Rioters — Now With REAL News

“These morons will believe anything,” said Mary (not her real name.) “I make serious cash by fleecing marks. To me, any gathering of the January 6 rioters is Christmas, Burning Man, and the Fyre Festival rolled into one.”

Mary calls herself a “creative capitalist” but she is in fact what most people call a scam artist. She sells miracle cures on the internet and in person.

“It’s vinegar and pepper in a bottle. It has to taste weird and a little bit bad. That makes them think it’s medicine. I sell them for a buck each. But I can make 30 of them for about that much. That’s a huge profit margin.”

Mary is excited for the one-year anniversary of the January 6, 2021 insurrection at the USA capitol. Many of the riot participants are expected to gather across the country. They plan on continuing their quest to steal an election that they falsely claim was stolen from them.

For the record, no evidence of widespread voter fraud has been proven. Efforts to do so have been trounced in court. ( Source.)

Thomas (not his real name) is as excited as Mary, though he will be running a different scam.