RASSLIN’ REPS! U.S. Congress Replaces Debate Proceedings with Pro Wrestling Fights — Now With REAL News

“It was only a matter of time,” said Dylan R. Sleano, CEO of Absolutely Excellent Wresting. “The U.S. Congress debate process is an exact match with the professional wrestling entertainment model.”

Sleano was speaking to potential investors. He called the meeting as news broke that his…