Now With REAL News: Analysis of “Red Pills” Reveals they’re Actually the Drug Conforma™

Ingesting a “ red pill “ is required if you want to see reality. That’s according to self-described free-thinkers. But scientists at Loggenbram University reached a different conclusion after an extensive chemical analysis of those same pills.

“At first we thought it was a joke,” said Doctor Arthur Simmons, head of research at Loggenbram. “But every test proves those red pills are an unlabeled version of an obscure tranquilizing drug, Conforma™.”

Conforma™ was developed in the 1960s during the height of the CIA’s experiments with mind control and consciousness-altering drugs. Its design was part of the MK-ULTRA program.

Simmons explained. “The CIA was researching ways to pacify entire populations. They created a drug that made people believe what they were told — without question — while simultaneously convincing them they had been rigorously skeptical before adopting those views.”

Efforts to manufacture the drug were successful, but deploying the tablets proved impractical.

“If I come up to you on the street,” Simmons said, “then I hand you a pill and demand you swallow it, you’d run away. Rightly so. The program was scrapped because Conforma™ became unnecessary. The rise of Fox News and several…