IMAGI-RAGE-TION! Conservative Enraged By Thing He Just Made Up

Candidate for School Board, Conrad Erbon, expressed his opposition to a non-existent grade school transgender studies quiz, citing an event that never happened. “No child of mine is going to take that quiz,” he said.

Erbon’s six-year-old son said, “I don’t know what daddy is talking about. But what’s transgender?”