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FABULOUS LOGIC! School Board to Require all Students Dress in Drag!

Larry Nocella
Jan 13, 2023

“The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is to arm everyone. We’re applying that logic toward our goal of stopping the spread of drag queenism,” said Principal Brazetti of the Holy Cherub Academy, as he flung a pink feather boa over his shoulder.

“It’s regrettable, but the only practical solution.”

Originally published at https://nowwithrealnews.substack.com on January 13, 2023.

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Larry Nocella
Larry Nocella

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