DELICAT-MESSIN’! Violent and Deranged Meth Addict Mistaken for World-Famous Chef — Now With REAL News

“I was stressing,” said Clara Ruffoli, owner of Clara’s Deli. She was describing her nervous anticipation as she waited for the arrival of celebrity chef Jordan Tamzee.

As you likely know, Tamzee is the star of a dozen reality TV shows based on cooking competitions and eatery redesigns. His…