May 20Sinbad the Sailor, Barbara Bush, and Life LessonsMy wife once worked at a mall where Barbara Bush was touring for a photo op. Yes, that Barbara Bush, matriarch of the American political dynasty. Wife of one president, mother of another. As you can tell, we Americans have a rich history of defying monarchies. Anyway, a friend of…Movies2 min readMovies2 min read
May 8The Second Amendment Failed Its Biggest Test on January 6, 2021January 6 was a test for the 2A and its true-believers, and both failed completely. — There was a moment at the start of the Ukraine war when I stumbled across a conservative U.S. website. The commenters there were stimulated by the recent story that Ukrainians had told a Russian Warship to “Go fuck yourself!” and were then killed. …2a3 min read2a3 min read
Apr 21Operation #AdoptAFoxViewer — Helping Fox News Viewers see factsAs enjoyable as the Fox News lawsuit loss is, I’ve seen a lot of party-poopers crying that Fox viewers won’t learn about the message. To fix that, we should Adopt a Fox Viewer #AdoptAFoxViewer or adopt a Fox News forum. Your mission: Go any Fox News website or Social Media…2 min read2 min read
Mar 24Talk So Real It Can’t Be Artificial. Or… Is AI Going to Replace Us?All opinions expressed here are mine and mine alone and not affiliated in any way with my employers: past, present, or future. “Is AI going to replace us?” I’ve wondered that myself. I know I’m not alone. You can’t go further than two humble-brag posts without finding another “Is AI going to replace us?” article. Usually…AI7 min readAI7 min read
Feb 24GUN GANG GROOMERS! FBI Traces Huge Child-Grooming Ring to Firearm Fanatics!“An enormous child-grooming ring has hidden in plain sight for decades, calling itself the NRA and disguising itself as civic duty,” said Sarah McLeo, FBI Director. “Children — indoctrinated from infancy to adore firearms — grow up to share photos of their brainwashed families clutching weapons. They are lured to believe that gun-ownership brings freedom, and that fear or replaceable possessions are more important than another person’s irreplaceable life.”Satire1 min readSatire1 min read
Feb 22UI & UX Designers Are Missing This ONE Simple Change Will Make EVERY App & Website Easier to Use.With all the folks in UI (user-interface) and UX (user-experience) design these days, it’s a wonder to me no one has yet acted on this obvious idea. I like you, so I’m going to share the secret with you in just a moment. …UI Design7 min readUI Design7 min read
Feb 17Member-onlyHALF-(M)ASSED! Flagpole Height to be Halved so Flags Fly Proudly While At…Citing the fact that flags at half-mast serve as reminders of our nation’s failed gun laws, congress has passed a bill requiring all flag…Satire1 min readSatire1 min read
Feb 8AI Super-Simplified Part 1: What is Machine Learning?Disclaimer: I am not an expert in this topic. This article is part of my commitment to the WPP AI Academy, which has requested students share what we learn. …Ai And Machine Learning6 min readAi And Machine Learning6 min read
Feb 6ONE AND DONE! Dating Show Ends Abruptly — Thanks to Bachelor’s SecretThe reality TV show “This Man is Getting Married” was planned like other dating shows: a single man seeks a wife, reducing a pool of dozens down to one. The show shockingly ended after one episode. “We do background checks on all contestants,” said producer Brit Sterna, “But asking about religious beliefs is forbidden. We had no idea our bachelor was a fundamentalist Mormon.”Satire1 min readSatire1 min read
Jan 27IMAGI-RAGE-TION! Conservative Enraged By Thing He Just Made UpCandidate for School Board, Conrad Erbon, expressed his opposition to a non-existent grade school transgender studies quiz, citing an event that never happened. “No child of mine is going to take that quiz,” he said. Erbon’s six-year-old son said, “I don’t know what daddy is talking about. But what’s transgender?”Satire1 min readSatire1 min read
